Winter Wonderland

Spent an impromptu afternoon in the Winter Wonderland fair in Hyde Park yesterday, only have 3 words to describe it.

IT WAS  F*CKIN' AWESOME

(ok that was 4, but do me a favour and ignore the 'it') *sweet smile*

The people who went into designing this obviously took the sweet time, because it was absolutely fabulous, from the different food stalls to the talking construction (the tree told really bad jokes, then got upset looool) and also the Heaven-sent hat and gloves stalls (I lost all feelings in my fingers at one point). Unfortunately today is it's last day *internally crying* and while im super tempted to go back, I think I'll just wait till next year or go Alton towers in the summer

 Odi et Amo . . . winter fun-fairs <3

Bet you can guess my favourite part of the day loool my sugar tooth reigns supreme

The hunt for the perfect LED mirror

I am absolutely in love with make up, always have, always been, love the colour, love the different application processes, love the way it can make a person look from Shrek with a wig to a jaw-stopping member of society *cheeky grin* but the one thing that stands to derail my make up quest . . . bad lighting! *angry face*

Bad lighting can cast unnatural shadows across your face and also fail to properly highlight certain areas on your face and I cant lie it absolutely rubs me the wrong way, when I have spent a good 30 minutes or more, in the bathroom just to come out looking like a pale clown. So taking matters into own hands ( or net-book ), I am searching Google UK for the perfect LED for my room. Preferably it has to be black, although a vintage or oriental style would win mucho, mucho points and it has to be rectangle . . . AND IT MUST NOT BE PLASTIC!!!!

 This is what I have in mind (but obviously not as plastic)

- can you believe the website I saw this is trying to sell this for $349,

I dont know how much that is in GBP but RIP-OFF!

(20 MINS LATER)

I HATE MIRRORS . .MIRRORS WEBSITES ARE STUPIDLY DUMB AND NEED TO BE HACKED!

*deep breath*

I keep seeing circle, plastic, ugly mirrors which really isnt what I wan, its enough to make a 20 year old girl cry, chances are im going to special order it and get it delivered to my flat in Leicester (and pray to God that someone is there to receive it) but I am going back to my hunt and I shall see you later

Odi et Amo  . . .  LED Mirrors

Happy New Year

Hi world wide web,

Ok I know I must the crappest blogger in the world wide web of blogging but you know what . . . I'm only human and I have a life looool

anyways happy new year my loves

80's Vintage Muse

Dear Vintage Inspiration

Ok I love the 80's and why I feel that I was personally robbed by not being born in the decade, I feel that I should still embrace the decade so my vintage chiq inspiration of choice is the 80's. With their wild colours and renewed appreciation for the brown culture (yes I say brown not black - personal reason which I shall blog about later), it really is one of the best decades for me

I have a thing about jackets loool I love them cant help it and im just gonna post my 3 recent vintage finds 

Are you ready Enjoy =D

Odi et Amo . . . the 80's

Epiphannie

 

Okay this is a vintage TANNERY WEST brown leather jacket. It's cut in bomber jacket style with a funky 80's twist! Asymetrical diagonal zip front, extra wide turn down collar, 2 functional zippered breast pockets, zippered cuffs and zippered vents in back. Huge billowing jacket, loads of volume, big shoulders (padded) and lots of excess leather to give it dimension, weight and drape

Tons of detailing: zippered pockets, cuffs and hem, princess seams and 8 darts around hem for a cinched tiny-waisted look under the huge shoulders, double snap tab closure on front hem, lined slash pockets and diagonal zipper down front.

Think Rihanna in Rude Boy,(but leather, cant wait to bring out the gold ghetto earrings loool)

Cost = £35

Second jacket on the list   . . . . I cant lie this was definetly an impulse buy loooool but for £8 i couldn't resist

This is a bomber Disney Minnie Mouse Jacket, which I personally think is amazing and absolutely stunning (Skittles and my sister dont agree)

Absolutely amazing reversable

Its a reversible jacket so 2-in-1.

 Small comic squares one one side with minnie motif on the front and polka dot arms on the other

Sleek Makeup

Good news . . . well for me anyways,


I won Sleek-Makeup Life's a Beach contest . ..okay technically speaking I was one of the winners but still the excitement stands


I win a summery shade from the summer nail polish collection and some limited edition lip pouts


But all in all . . supper


Odi et Amo  . . . . competitions


Skittles

New start

Hey everybody (or nobody),

Decided to go in a new and total whirlwind direction for my blog, wish might not surpise you because I have only blogged twice, once was about a vagina aftershave (i know *yuck*) and the other my opinion on the videophone video looool i still stand by my judgement on beyonce's hair :P . . . .anyways going off topic I am gonna start blogging about thing that I deem important which is about vintage clohtes, how ig I can get my afro and . . make up looooool neways keep your eyes posted and remember

odi et amo . . . new start

Skittles

Smell Like A Vagina!

Smell Like A Vagina!

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMYYYYYYYYGGGGGGGGGGOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSH!!!!!!! LOOOOOL vagina perfume looool wat will dey think of next, I really have 3 things to say about this:-

1) What they hell where they thinking??

2) What kind of perverted individual would buy a perfume, made up of urine, sweat and female arousal??

and

3) Can I be part of their advertising campaign??

This product is so exciting because it's creating its own market within the perfume market, it is a revolutionary idea which hopefully will not end up in the back shelves of Ann Summers gathering dust.