Happy New Year

Hi world wide web,

Ok I know I must the crappest blogger in the world wide web of blogging but you know what . . . I'm only human and I have a life looool

anyways happy new year my loves

80's Vintage Muse

Dear Vintage Inspiration

Ok I love the 80's and why I feel that I was personally robbed by not being born in the decade, I feel that I should still embrace the decade so my vintage chiq inspiration of choice is the 80's. With their wild colours and renewed appreciation for the brown culture (yes I say brown not black - personal reason which I shall blog about later), it really is one of the best decades for me

I have a thing about jackets loool I love them cant help it and im just gonna post my 3 recent vintage finds 

Are you ready Enjoy =D

Odi et Amo . . . the 80's

Epiphannie

 

Okay this is a vintage TANNERY WEST brown leather jacket. It's cut in bomber jacket style with a funky 80's twist! Asymetrical diagonal zip front, extra wide turn down collar, 2 functional zippered breast pockets, zippered cuffs and zippered vents in back. Huge billowing jacket, loads of volume, big shoulders (padded) and lots of excess leather to give it dimension, weight and drape

Tons of detailing: zippered pockets, cuffs and hem, princess seams and 8 darts around hem for a cinched tiny-waisted look under the huge shoulders, double snap tab closure on front hem, lined slash pockets and diagonal zipper down front.

Think Rihanna in Rude Boy,(but leather, cant wait to bring out the gold ghetto earrings loool)

Cost = £35

Second jacket on the list   . . . . I cant lie this was definetly an impulse buy loooool but for £8 i couldn't resist

This is a bomber Disney Minnie Mouse Jacket, which I personally think is amazing and absolutely stunning (Skittles and my sister dont agree)

Absolutely amazing reversable

Its a reversible jacket so 2-in-1.

 Small comic squares one one side with minnie motif on the front and polka dot arms on the other

Sleek Makeup

Good news . . . well for me anyways,


I won Sleek-Makeup Life's a Beach contest . ..okay technically speaking I was one of the winners but still the excitement stands


I win a summery shade from the summer nail polish collection and some limited edition lip pouts


But all in all . . supper


Odi et Amo  . . . . competitions


Skittles

New start

Hey everybody (or nobody),

Decided to go in a new and total whirlwind direction for my blog, wish might not surpise you because I have only blogged twice, once was about a vagina aftershave (i know *yuck*) and the other my opinion on the videophone video looool i still stand by my judgement on beyonce's hair :P . . . .anyways going off topic I am gonna start blogging about thing that I deem important which is about vintage clohtes, how ig I can get my afro and . . make up looooool neways keep your eyes posted and remember

odi et amo . . . new start

Skittles

Smell Like A Vagina!

Smell Like A Vagina!

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMYYYYYYYYGGGGGGGGGGOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSH!!!!!!! LOOOOOL vagina perfume looool wat will dey think of next, I really have 3 things to say about this:-

1) What they hell where they thinking??

2) What kind of perverted individual would buy a perfume, made up of urine, sweat and female arousal??

and

3) Can I be part of their advertising campaign??

This product is so exciting because it's creating its own market within the perfume market, it is a revolutionary idea which hopefully will not end up in the back shelves of Ann Summers gathering dust.

Lady Gaga - Telephone

Ok what to say about Lady Gaga's video . . . .Lady Gaga as always looked exceptional, her outfits right from the checkered dress was on point and her stylist should be commended for their creativity, and the mass effort it took to make Gaga outshine Beyonce hands down!!!!! Beyonce performance in this video was very disappointing, the girl can SANG but she can not act to save her shoe collection and please can sumone tell me what kind of montrosity was done to her hair???? she looks like a cat with a watermelon on their head. Her dancing was also a bit off one this video, which concerns me as Beyonce is the queen of divas and she has never been outshone to this degree before . . .was it an off day??

Have to say my favourite part of the video is when they stripped Gaga down and a guard said 'I told you she didnt have a dick!' LOOOOOL that was priceless!!!!!

My First Post . . . . . .

Hello Blogging Land,

This is your blogger speaking, Epiphannie aka Annie to the commoners. As this is my first post I am just going to roughly detail what I want to use my blog posts for. I am on the journey to be the foremost advertising executive in the WORLD!!!!!!! loooool and I want to do this before I reach 35, because 35 is sooooo old and wrinkly looool (don't tell my mum I said that). Anyways getting back on point I am going to use this blog to chart my journey, ideas, frustration and shoe addiction up until i either:-

1) Get a job (at this point any job is fine)

or

2) Get carted off to the loony bin for causing a mass revolution

So this is it for my first blog

Peace out Cherries

mwah x x