Smell Like A Vagina!

Smell Like A Vagina!

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMYYYYYYYYGGGGGGGGGGOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSH!!!!!!! LOOOOOL vagina perfume looool wat will dey think of next, I really have 3 things to say about this:-

1) What they hell where they thinking??

2) What kind of perverted individual would buy a perfume, made up of urine, sweat and female arousal??

and

3) Can I be part of their advertising campaign??

This product is so exciting because it's creating its own market within the perfume market, it is a revolutionary idea which hopefully will not end up in the back shelves of Ann Summers gathering dust.

Lady Gaga - Telephone

Ok what to say about Lady Gaga's video . . . .Lady Gaga as always looked exceptional, her outfits right from the checkered dress was on point and her stylist should be commended for their creativity, and the mass effort it took to make Gaga outshine Beyonce hands down!!!!! Beyonce performance in this video was very disappointing, the girl can SANG but she can not act to save her shoe collection and please can sumone tell me what kind of montrosity was done to her hair???? she looks like a cat with a watermelon on their head. Her dancing was also a bit off one this video, which concerns me as Beyonce is the queen of divas and she has never been outshone to this degree before . . .was it an off day??

Have to say my favourite part of the video is when they stripped Gaga down and a guard said 'I told you she didnt have a dick!' LOOOOOL that was priceless!!!!!

My First Post . . . . . .

Hello Blogging Land,

This is your blogger speaking, Epiphannie aka Annie to the commoners. As this is my first post I am just going to roughly detail what I want to use my blog posts for. I am on the journey to be the foremost advertising executive in the WORLD!!!!!!! loooool and I want to do this before I reach 35, because 35 is sooooo old and wrinkly looool (don't tell my mum I said that). Anyways getting back on point I am going to use this blog to chart my journey, ideas, frustration and shoe addiction up until i either:-

1) Get a job (at this point any job is fine)

or

2) Get carted off to the loony bin for causing a mass revolution

So this is it for my first blog

Peace out Cherries

mwah x x